Super Mario Party 7, Solo Style

What? Single-player Mario Party? Not only is it an oxymoron, it’s one of the lamest experiences that an individual can possibly have…

So here’s the deal. There are 6 different maps (referred to as “cruises” in the game) but you can only play the first five. The last is the Bowser map, and you have to unlock it by beating all 5 maps in single-player mode. Seriously. I sat down tonight after a blogging marathon and tried to play it. I beat one map, and then got Chain-Chomped by Toadette and lost the second. There is so much waiting around while the same text is repeated over and over again that there is simply no way one’s brain could survive while playing this game. Unless, of course, others are playing too so you can chat between brief moments of game play.

That’s it. I just wanted to make sure that everyone knows the Solo Cruise in Mario Party 7 is lame.

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